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You Must Give Hillary The Advice She’s Already Written!
Oh this is rich. You may remember when Hillary said in her speech tonight that she cannot make a Decision about the future, and that you should go to her website — www.HillaryClinton.com — to share your thoughts (and money). Sure enough, there’s a form! And how nice of Hillary to…
Liveblogging Obama’s Big Night, Even Though Hillary Refuses To Let Him Enjoy It
It is finished. There are no more primaries, no more whining about Michigan and Florida. Even though she may not ever concede, Barack Obama says: “Tonight I can stand here and say, that I will be the Democratic nominee, for the United States of America.” That should be worth some…
Liveblogging The Montana Massacre!
John McCain finished his angry old-man rant, Hillary finished her “I have made no decisions” speech, folks talked about some stuff in the middle, and now it’s time for Barack Obama, the Hopeful Boy Unicorn, to bring it home. Of course the Decemberists opened for him here in St.…
Liveblogging Hillary’s Big City Speech, Where She Will Not Quit
Well first and foremost a big fist-bump to old Hillary Clinton, who has won the great state of South Dakota, her 50th state victory of the season, and now she leads Obama by 20 million popular votes and infinity delegates. Why are the media and its blacks trying to push her out of the race, [...]
Barack Obama Is President Of … AMERICA
BREAKING NEWS LITTLE SIREN GIF: Barack has got the Power, and the Delegates …. Well, what have we learned, tonight, other than that your editor has a “drinking problem” due to having some drillings/fillings done on his own teeth an hour ago? We’ve learned that Maverick RINO…
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HOWARD FINEMAN ON MSNBC: “The Obama people are saying they’ll only offer Hillary the job [of vice president] if she agrees not to take it.” This, friends, is what they describe as bukkake kabuki theater.
Liveblogging John ‘McNasty’ McCain’s Mean Speech In Louisiana!
Attention whore John McCain didn’t want Democrats to have all the fun tonight, and we needed to start up another comment thread for you lunatics, so join us as we watch John McCain saying mean things about Barack Obama. MSNBC has stationed Howard Fineman on some sort of “Listening…
Twittering Tonight: Montana/South Dakota Primaries
FishbowlDC's Twitter page. Twitter Updates Twitter only captures the last twenty "twitters." To see our full coverage, click here. And, don't forget: TVNewser is live-blogging. New Career Opportunities Daily: The best jobs in media
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Go Home Already: Lithe Spirits
Photo by mosley.brian >> But will he move to the District? Mayor Adrian Fenty has been reportedly meeting privately with several D.C. council members to gather support for confirming Peter Nickles as the permanent Attorney General. [WTOP] >> Uncle Brutha’s Hot Sauce Emporium is closing…
About Tonight
Photo by sally henny penny MUSIC: The other half of Moldy Peaches, Adam Green, will play quirky psychedelic indie-pop gems at the Black Cat. He's joined by Lightspeed Champions and Flowers Forever. 8 p.m., $15 day of show. READING: Spend the evening with Chuck Palahniuk at the Avalon…
Too Much Last-Minute Fake News! Time For A Bulleted List
We will be back tonight to provide more blog laffs as we cover the Montana and South Dakota primaries, the final two in this Historic Election between an Historic Black Person and an Historic Woman. Until then, check out the latest gossip and “news” surrounding this End of this…
Everyone Hates the WWII Memorial
Photo by brents pix The WWII Memorial just celebrated its fourth anniversary, and a little meme has popped up on several blogs over the last couple of days that paints a picture of almost universal loathing for its design. Arms and Influence kicked it off, condemning the monument for…
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Washington Post: Obama Looks to Lock Up Nomination Washington Times: Biden's strength in foreign policy recruited by Obama Washington Examiner: Blog - Yeas and Nays N.Y. Times: Well: Experts Revive Debate Over Cellphones and Cancer L.A. Times: Good Samaritan killed on freeway in…
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Date Lab Update
The most recent edition of the Post's Date Lab seems promising -- promising enough for us to count it as a successful date. This brings the total ratio to 35 successful dates out of 94, or just over 37 percent. New Career Opportunities Daily: The best jobs in media
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Hooker Ads: The Week In Review
(An explanation of "Hooker Ads") It was a feast or famine week for Hooker Ads. Data and analysis after the jump. continued... New Career Opportunities Daily: The best jobs in media
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HELPFUL COMMENT REGISTRATION TIP? If you’re still having troubles, try registering a slightly different commenter name with a different e-mail address. This is “working” for a lot of people who got stuck.
Shocker: Mark Penn Is Strongest Supporter Of Fighting To Denver
Hey now, what ever happened to Clinton’s former chief strategist Mark “Bowser” Penn, the most stereotypically evil man in the world? When he was demoted from his top position, no one expected him to have any less sway, yet he’s remained shielded from the public eye. Now,…
Noise Bill Passed, But Won't Do Anything About Noise
The D.C. Council earlier today passed an amended version of the noise bill first introduced by Tommy Wells and Mary Cheh that was born out of Ward 6 resident David Klavitter's crusade to put an end to amplified street preachers keeping him awake at his home near H Street NE. But Wells and Cheh…
Photo Caption Contest: The Finalists
For this week's caption contest, we have this picture of President Bush with some members of the military. Photo Caption Contest: The Nominees ( polls) New Career Opportunities Daily: The best jobs in media
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Tonight: South Dakota/Montana Motorpsycho Nightmare!
Tonight, beloved Wonkette readers, we shall gather for one last (?) primary contest before Cheney attacks Iran and ends this campaign for good. Join us for the liveblogging, beginning at about 8:30 p.m. Eastern, which is 7:30 p.m. Central (for most of South Dakota) and 6:30 p.m. Mountain Time (for…
A Children’s Treasury Of Hilarious Comments About The AP On Hillary’s Blog
This morning, the Associated Press wrote that Hillary would concede the delegate race to Barack Obama tonight, which is very nearly the same thing as “conceding the race.” The Clinton campaign then called this story 100% false and said Hillary won’t be concedin’…
Allen Wins Hume Award
We hear that CQ's Jonathan Allen (part-time actor and unsafe driver) has won this year's National Press Club Sandy Hume Memorial Award for Excellence in Political Journalism. Allen won for a package of stories on congressional earmarking called "Manifest Disparity," which used public data to…
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Last Week in Posts
Our Top Ten most popular posts from the previous week. May 26-30: 1. Twice In One Week: The White House Goes After The Media 2. Fleischer "Heartbroken" Over McClellan's Book 3. It's Official: Martin To ABC 4. Pappu Joins The Washington Independent 5. Wright: "I Don't Do Goodbye…
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Another Meaningless But Still Delightful Hypothetical Electoral Map
This general election prediction map comes from the famous angry blogger Kos. It pits Unelectable Obama vs. Maverick McCain and allocates states according to the current Pollster.com state polling averages, so there’s no “funny business” with the math. While the numbers grant…